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Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Zip Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
19.25 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
21.25 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
23.25 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
25.25 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
27.25 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
29 in
32 in
38.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
18 in
28 in
33.5 in
M
20 in
29 in
35 in
L
22 in
30 in
36.5 in
XL
24 in
31 in
38 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
39.5 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
39.5 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
39 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
13.25 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
14 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
14.75 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
15.75 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
16.75 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
26 in
32 in
M
22 in
27.5 in
33 in
L
24 in
28 in
34.5 in
XL
26 in
29.5 in
35.5 in
2XL
28 in
30 in
37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
15 in
27.56 in
M
16.1 in
27.95 in
L
17 in
28.35 in
XL
18.1 in
29.13 in
2XL
18.9 in
29.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies V Neck T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Youth T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)
16 in
20.5 in
13.5 in
S (6-7 years)
17 in
22 in
14.5 in
M (8-9 years)
18 in
23.5 in
15.5 in
L (10-11 years)
19 in
25 in
16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)
20 in
26.5 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Mug
Twill Cap
360 Crown
Front Crown
22.24 in
12.6 in
Visor's Length
Visor's Width
6.69 in
4.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Tumbler
Cloth Face Mask
Baseball Jersey Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
S
29.92 in
34.65 in
14.96 in
M
30.31 in
37.8 in
16.14 in
L
30.71 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
XL
31.1 in
44.09 in
18.5 in
2XL
31.5 in
48.03 in
19.69 in
3XL
31.89 in
51.97 in
20.87 in
4XL
32.28 in
55.91 in
22.05 in
5XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
23.23 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Jersey Tank
Size
Length
Bust
XS
27.6 in
39.2 in
S
28.4 in
40.8 in
M
29.2 in
42.4 in
L
30 in
45.6 in
XL
30.8 in
48 in
2XL
31.6 in
50.4 in
3XL
32.4 in
52.8 in
4XL
33.2 in
55.2 in
5XL
34 in
57.6 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Suit
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
Pant Lengths
Waist
Hip
XS
24.8 in
36.22 in
13.39 in
18.11 in
23.62 in
38.58 in
S
25.79 in
37.8 in
13.78 in
18.9 in
25.2 in
40.16 in
M
26.77 in
39.37 in
14.17 in
19.69 in
26.77 in
41.73 in
L
27.76 in
40.94 in
14.57 in
20.47 in
28.35 in
43.31 in
XL
28.74 in
42.52 in
14.96 in
21.26 in
29.92 in
44.88 in
2XL
29.72 in
44.09 in
15.35 in
22.05 in
31.5 in
46.46 in
3XL
30.71 in
45.67 in
15.75 in
22.83 in
33.07 in
48.03 in
4XL
31.69 in
47.24 in
16.14 in
23.62 in
34.65 in
49.61 in
5XL
33.07 in
48.82 in
16.54 in
32.28 in
36.22 in
51.18 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Hawaiian Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Sleeve
XS
27.17 in
37.8 in
16.54 in
S
27.95 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
M
28.74 in
44.09 in
18.11 in
L
29.53 in
47.24 in
19.09 in
XL
30.31 in
50.39 in
19.88 in
2XL
31.1 in
53.54 in
20.87 in
3XL
31.89 in
56.69 in
21.65 in
4XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
22.64 in
5XL
34.25 in
62.99 in
24.02 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
This provocative graphic tee uses bold typography to deliver humor-driven, attention-grabbing messaging often found in meme-inspired streetwear culture. Designed for shock-value expression and comedic impact, it prioritizes statement over subtlety. Made from soft cotton, it still maintains everyday comfort despite its bold design concept. Its relaxed fit makes it suitable for casual wear where personality-driven fashion is the focus. We Protect Your Pussy T Shirt represents the edgy, internet-influenced side of modern novelty apparel.
David Sedaris (verified owner) –
5 stars! Thank you to your for helping me with everything. A pleasure to do business with you.
Jamie McGuire (verified owner) –
I love these shirts!! I love the fit!!! I love the price!!! I am on my 3rd order from you!! I too was skeptical because you were international.. My order was here within a week and when I pulled out the shirts and tried them on.. I was skeptical no more. Keep those high low tops coming and thank you for making mje look great at work!!!
Hilary (verified owner) –
Printing quality, shirt quality is excellent, very well worth the money I spent. I will definitely share with my friends about this store.
Victoria (verified owner) –
Absolutely love the t shirt. It feels so soft and comfy and the packaging was great with no plastic!